Name: Terry Richardson
Age: 48.
Appearance: One of those creepy guys with glasses and a moustache who hangs around young women in order to snap photographs of them without their clothes on.
Careful. Isn't that libellous? Nope. It's exactly what he does. You see, he's a fashion photographer noted for his thumbs-up poses and his, let's say, "racy" style.
How racy exactly? Well, in the past he has photographed models naked, and models having sex, and himself naked, and himself having sex with models. He has hundreds of images that show him, um, enjoying himself all over different hotel room rugs.
Ew! Try looking up his books Kibosh or Terryworld on the internet if you want to get a sense of it.
Whoah! Delete! Delete! Delete! I did warn you. And now he's released some revealing photos of ...
Oh God, not her again? Yes. I'm afraid so.
Enough already! I feel like I'm under siege by Miley Cyrus and her effing hormones! I'll buy anything she wants if she'll just put her tongue back in her mouth, go home and read a book for a week or two. I know, I know. But the young must have their fun.
They used to have it in private. They did. Although these photographs are tame, by Richardson's standards.
What are we talking about? Oh just a few topless shots, some simulated female masturbation, some simulated male masturbation (drinks can, model's own), a bit of probable cannabis smoking, a more or less fully visible crotch.
I get the idea. So not tame by Hannah Montana's standards? No. In the past some models have complained that they felt exploited and degraded by Richardson. Cyrus, on the other hand, looks like she was far, far too enthusiastic.
Plus ça change. Oui. And Richardson already directed her infamous Wrecking Ball video after all.
Is that the one in which she operates various pieces of demolition equipment without wearing the correct protective clothing. That's right. Or any clothing, apart from a pair of boots.
Steel toe-capped? Doubt it. "Getting naked and running around, or having sex in front of a bunch of people, is such a rush," Richardson has said.
A rush for whom? Good question.
Do say: "Smile!"
Don't say: "Say sleaze!"
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